Chuck Norris Jokes

Subject: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:24 am

These have had me in laughing my ass off.....

Anybody got any good ones?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:17 am

My son has a T-Shirt that list all kinds of things Chuck Norris is stronger than! Funny! I can't remember any right now!

Mungo City Post Count: : 768

Chuck norris jokes rule! Those at the CMR are fantastic!!!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:23 pm

Yeah they are thats what inspired this thread. I liked the one where Chuck Norris doesnt run for President, the President runs for Chuck Norris or something like that

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:55 am

Chuck Norris doesnt have heart attacks his heart is not foolish enough to attack him

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:58 pm

I heard someone say..if they send Chuck to the Gulf that oil spill would just stop..l Razz

Mungo City Post Count: : 565

The ad geniuses have now co-opted the Chuck Norris jokes as part of the Dos Equuis "Most Interesting Man In The World" campaign.

For instance:

"Sharks actually have a week dedicated to him."

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:05 am

If they sent Chuck Norris to the middle east there would be peace cuz everybody would be too scared of him heh